A friend and her husband are going through a rough patch. Well, I say *they* are going through a rough patch, it’s only really her going through the patch – he’s totally oblivious. And that in a nutshell is the reason for the rough patch.

I was sitting in a café in Kent, lockdown had just started lifting, my business was really beginning to blossom, high on too much caffeine and desperate to tell someone my latest realisation.